ohyeahlashton:

so wait a second if men have hormones to blame for making them rape women, is it okay if i murder people a week before my period? because it’s not my fault, right?

(via you-should-have-feared-me-more)

suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

(via xanykitten)

millenniumfalconteahouse:

doodlebug-debz:

Seven children and seven Horcruxes

The seven characters each having one of the seven Horcruxes. Draco with the ring, Ron with the locket, Hermione with the cup, Harry himself, Neville and Nagini, Ginny and the diary and Luna with the diadem.

THIS IS BLOODY BRILLIANT

(via aromanticfool)

mooncalfe:

last-snowfall:

Yeah cats TOTALLY only like us for food and have no emotional dependency at all.

i think i’ve reblogged this before but who cares

(via taleofperson)

portablemiah:

if your boyfriend pauses call of duty to text you back, dump him because he plays shitty games

(via heartbroken-poptart)

hailants:

sextingbarack:

I don’t care what anyone says, this was the best moment on TV ever.

this is the greatest thing i’ve ever seen

(via ratsupport)